The Ambulance, 1990 – ★★★
A cheesy blend of suspense and camp with a gloriously dated style. It’s uneven but fun, and the sheer strangeness keeps it…
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The Last Breath, 2024 – ★★
Tension deflates quickly when every decision feels like a bad one. There’s atmosphere, but it’s hard to care when the cast keeps…
Shark Lake, 2015 – ★★
Outside of a few fun B-movie moments, there’s not much bite here. Worth a glance for fans of Sara Malakul Lane, but…
Novocaine, 2025 – ★★★
Leans into its bloody setup with a sharp edge and twisted humor. It’s not groundbreaking, but it drills into its concept with…
Heavier Trip, 2024 – ★★★
Keeps the energy up with plenty of laughs and heart. A worthy follow-up that doesn’t overstay its welcome — and honestly, a…
Heartless, 2009 – ★
A total slog from start to finish. Dull, aimless, and almost entirely devoid of anything worth remembering.
Tell-Tale, 2009 – ★★
Wastes a strong lineup on a forgettable script. It’s all moody buildup with little payoff, and never gives its actors much to…
Search Party, 2014 – ★★★
A surprisingly fun and chaotic ride that doesn’t reinvent the genre but delivers enough laughs to make it worth the trip.
The Roundup: Punishment, 2024 – ★★★
Another solid dose of no-nonsense justice and bone-crunching action. It’s formulaic, sure, but the charm and energy never get old.