Pineapple Express
Hands down the funniest film of the year. I had tears from laughing so much. And I finally get the whole Danny…
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Seagal’s first sequel. Dated VFX really stand out. Hardly seems like a proper sequel, rather a script with Ryback plugged into it.
On Deadly Ground
Seagal took heat for his environmentally themed directorial debut. He was actually right but how does blowing up refineries help the earth?
Under Siege
Seagal’s mainstream cross-over hit. A pre-Fugitive Tommy Lee Jones hams it up real good. Not a lof of hand-to-hand combat in this…
Out For Justice
Seagal at his bone-crushing best. William Forsythe plays a truly crazy villain. Great bar fight too. By far my favorite film he’s…
Marked For Death
Screwface, Seagal’s most known villiain, makes this film one of my early favorites. The great Keith David also adds some great chemistry.
Hard To Kill
Debut of the ponytail! Seagal’s family is murdered and he spends 7 yrs in a coma. Once he wakes up its time…
Above The Law
Seagal’s big screen debut. Some convoluted plot involving drug runners, refugees, and US senators. Lots of great fights and broken bones.
Doomsday
This mashup of EFNY, ALIENS, GLADIATOR, and ROAD WARRIOR was a total blast. I loved it! I also really liked the retro-80s…