Rings, 2017
A bunch of scientists studying the Samara curse could have been such a cool idea. Instead we got this awful movie.
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, 2018
A love letter to comic books as an art form and the lasting power of Spider-Man. This movie is so, so good.…
Under the Silver Lake, 2018
Since I’ve watched this movie I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the career trajectories of David Robert Mitchell and Richard…
The Clovehitch Killer, 2018
Once in a while a movie like this comes out of nowhere and really impresses me. McDermott was downright creepy. I recommend…
Annabelle: Creation, 2017
A shockingly adequate sequel to the horrible original movie. Don’t get me wrong, this was still a pretty bad movie but at…
Annabelle, 2014
The acting was terrible. The script was terrible. A dreadful waste of time.
Venom, 2018
Tom Hardy is completely miscast in this movie. I didn’t believe for one second he was some hard boiled investigative reporter. The…
Atlantic Rim, 2013
It was a lot of fun to watch this awful movie with the MST3k treatment. I feel bad for anyone who watched…
Dead or Alive, 1999
Best ending in all of movies? Maybe but just don’t ask me what happened in the other 90+ minutes of this whacked…