Graveyard Shark, 2024 – ★★★
Exactly the kind of ridiculous creature feature the title promises—goofy, bloody, and proudly dumb in all the right ways.
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Beast of War, 2025 – ★★★
A fresh historical backdrop gives this shark tale some bite. It doesn’t reinvent the genre, but the setting alone makes it worth…
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere, 2025 – ★★★★
I’d much rather have a music biopic focus on one specific time in an artist’s career. This one nailed it with a…
Cat Person, 2023 – ★★★
It’s been a week and I still have no idea what to feel about this one.
Alpha, 2025 – ★★
For me this was a major let down after how much I enjoyed Titane.
Iced, 1989 – ★★★
Kind of a fun watch. Of course nothing really happens until the last 5 minutes.
Curtains, 1983 – ★★
One of those tough to watch horror movies out of time: too much 70’s slog, not enough 80’s fun.
Vile, 2011 – ★
Mean, empty, and painfully misguided—shock without purpose from a filmmaker capable of far better. Whatever the excuse, the result is pure misery.
Aftermath, 1994 – ★
I’ve always known this one is out there. Now I have watched it. And that’s the end of that.