Author: chris

I haven’t played one of these games in a long time and I forgot how funny they are.

One of the rare movies to make 90 minutes seem like an eternity.

The Seed™ was adorable and quite the ladies man, too bad the rest of the cast was insufferable.

What an unexpected treat! Super brutal death scenes and some of the dumbest characters ever. Don’t sleep on this one…

Tried to be all high-brow but just ended up being a boring slog.

I didn’t think any of the jokes landed. And I can’t believe they let that werewolf makeup job out of…

Some fun moments to be had but all of this seems kind of silly in modern times. Maybe setting it…

I like movies that really subvert your expectations. You would think this is another John Wick-esqe revenge thriller but you…

Grabbed me from the first second and kept me wondering until the last. Few movies have done that to me…

Just trying something new.

Orville Ketchum returns! I found it funny how little actually happens in this movie.

Incredibly fun. I was pretty shocked. With a few tweaks here and there this could have been even better.

For a movie with such a solid reputation I was pretty disappointed after finally watching it. More Dateline than creepy…

I get it but so what? Seen this type of movie a thousand times.

The Barbarian Brothers try “comedy”. I liked them and the insane 90s fashion choices but that’s about it.