undertone
The podcast hosts are so insufferable that you almost start rooting against them.
Author: chris
The Last Shark
A shameless Jaws knockoff, but at least it has the good sense to lean into its creature feature roots. The…
Agnes
It takes an unexpected turn that completely changes what kind of movie it wants to be, and it's better for…
Pitfall
It feels like several different movies stitched together without ever finding a clear direction. The murky visuals only add to…
Love Is the Monster
It borrows the Midsommar playbook, but never gives you characters worth caring about.
Don't Run
One unforgettable puke isn't enough to rescue everything around it. The rest is a messy mix of weak scares, flat…
The Sand
Such a bizarre premise deserves to go completely off the rails, but it never commits. The creature concept has potential,…
Citizen Vigilante
Mostly trash with almost nothing to recommend. The action is flat, the dialogue is laughable, and the pacing drags despite…
Sorority of the Damned
I wasn't expecting much, but it squeezed out a few genuine laughs. The real highlight is the creature suit near…
Carolina Caroline
It's a familiar story, but Adam Rehmeier knows how to make well-worn material feel fresh. The performances do the heavy…
Over Your Dead Body
A by-the-numbers remake that rarely finds a reason to exist.
Obsession
It really baffles me to why this has been so popular. Sure, Inde Navarrette is good, but there's nothing really…
All You Need Is Kill
The animation is absolutely gorgeous, and it was fascinating seeing the original story instead of the version most people know.…
They Will Kill You
One of the year's biggest surprises. The concept stays fresh, the kills are wildly creative, and the playful tone never…
Grindhouse
A love letter to exploitation cinema that's as funny as it is gloriously over-the-top. The fake trailers, outrageous energy, and…