Author: chris

I have a soft spot for the Polonia brothers and their particular brand of homemade filmmaking, but man, this was…

You can tell everyone involved was genuinely trying to make this work, and I have to respect the effort. Unfortunately,…

Nearly two hours is a wild amount of time for how little actually happens here. The thin story gets stretched…

A nasty little gem that doesn't hold back once the blood starts flowing. The brutal kills and pitch-black humor make…

When you're rooting for the little spiders instead of the humans, you know exactly what kind of movie you're watching.…

It drags way more than something this ridiculous should, but as far as Tubi slop goes, I've definitely suffered through…

I loved the stripped down action and it rarely took a break to catch up. It’s a real shame this…

Somehow this thing rips even harder with every rewatch. Dan Stevens is magnetic, the soundtrack absolutely rules, and the movie…

I liked it, but it breaks one of the golden rules of screenlife movies: let me decide where to look.…

A solid screenlife thriller that makes good use of the format and keeps the tension moving. The biggest problem is…

There's a great little thriller buried in here, but the execution never quite matches the premise. The confined setting, escalating…

Pure trashy '80s fun from the early days of Full Moon. It's cheap, weird, wildly uneven, and packed with the…

It takes a little while to find its footing, with a rough opening that had me worried. Once the chaos…

Absolutely loved the gimmick and how completely the movie commits to it. The visual storytelling, propulsive action, and sheer confidence…

I wasn’t sure what to expect going in, but I definitely didn’t expect to come away feeling bad for Tom…