The Patriot
The beginning of the end – Seagal’s first DTV film. High production values can’t hide the fact that there’s hardly…
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Redbelt
At first David Mamet and MMA seems like an odd pairing, but his crackling dialogue spices up this tale of…
Fire Down Below
Seagal is off to Kentucky to investigate some toxic waste dumping and play some guitar. Good supporting cast makes this…
The Glimmer Man
Seagal’s first buddy picture is a pretty bad ripoff of SEVEN, right down to the perpetual LA rain. I still…
August
Superb drama about the last few days of a struggling internet startup leading up to 9/11. Josh Hartnett was actually…
Executive Decision
Seagal’s first supporting role and first time he is killed off. Seagal does a good job with the few scenes…
Pineapple Express
Hands down the funniest film of the year. I had tears from laughing so much. And I finally get the…
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Seagal’s first sequel. Dated VFX really stand out. Hardly seems like a proper sequel, rather a script with Ryback plugged…
On Deadly Ground
Seagal took heat for his environmentally themed directorial debut. He was actually right but how does blowing up refineries help…
Under Siege
Seagal’s mainstream cross-over hit. A pre-Fugitive Tommy Lee Jones hams it up real good. Not a lot of of hand-to-hand…
Out For Justice
Seagal at his bone-crushing best. William Forsythe plays a truly crazy villain. Great bar fight too. By far my favorite…
Marked For Death
Screwface, Seagal’s most known villain, makes this film one of my early favorites. The great Keith David also adds some…
Hard To Kill
Debut of the ponytail! Seagal’s family is murdered and he spends 7 years in a coma. Once he wakes up…
Above The Law
Seagal’s big screen debut. Some convoluted plot involving drug runners, refugees, and US senators. Lots of great fights and broken…
Doomsday
This mashup of EFNY, ALIENS, GLADIATOR, and ROAD WARRIOR was a total blast. I loved it! I also really liked…