Under Siege
Seagal’s mainstream cross-over hit. A pre-Fugitive Tommy Lee Jones hams it up real good. Not a lot of of hand-to-hand…
Author: chris
Out For Justice
Seagal at his bone-crushing best. William Forsythe plays a truly crazy villain. Great bar fight too. By far my favorite…
Marked For Death
Screwface, Seagal’s most known villain, makes this film one of my early favorites. The great Keith David also adds some…
Hard To Kill
Debut of the ponytail! Seagal’s family is murdered and he spends 7 years in a coma. Once he wakes up…
Above The Law
Seagal’s big screen debut. Some convoluted plot involving drug runners, refugees, and US senators. Lots of great fights and broken…
Doomsday
This mashup of EFNY, ALIENS, GLADIATOR, and ROAD WARRIOR was a total blast. I loved it! I also really liked…
American Zombie
Filmmakers set out to document real zombies and their strange Burning Man-type gathering. Never lived up to the interesting premise.
Taken
Ever since I saw the trailer for this film I’ve been anticipating its release. It does not disappoint. Liam Neeson…
Drillbit Taylor
I had zero expectations for this movie and it was actually kind of funny. A quick cameo by Adam Baldwin…
The Dark Knight
Flashes of brilliance throughout the film but it kind of left me underwhelmed at the end. Gary Oldman’s Lt. Gordon…
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
I haven’t liked an Adam Sandler movie in quite a while. I like the ridiculous Sandler and this was pretty…
Mother Of Tears
Dario Argento brought his A-game to direct this thriller. The lovely Asia Argento was great as well.
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
Much closer in overall tone to the fantastic original, but missing that special Verhoeven magic. They expanded the mythology which…
Lost Boys: The Tribe
Boring and confusing. Pretty much a remake of the first one but now Corey Feldman is old. SPOILER: Corey Haim…
Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs
The second of four planned DTV movies since the show was cancelled. Not as funny as the first one, but…