Mirrors
Incredibly boring film. So boring I almost turned it off. It had one good scene you can see right here…
Author: chris
What We Do Is Secret
Mediocre biopic about the highly influential Darby Crash and The Germs. Great music but the film is kind of disappointing…
Let The Right One In
A tender tale from Sweden about two young outcasts falling in love for the first time. And oh yeah, the…
Brain Dead
Crazy, weird, and fun film from one of my favorite directors from the late 1980s Kevin S. Tenney. Some crazy…
Milk
Inspiring film about the life of Harvey Milk. The entire cast was excellent especially Josh Brolin who is really on…
Gran Torino
Crotchety old Clint Eastwood stars in this excellent film about a Korean War veteran warming up to the world after…
JCVD
Genre-bending drama that will hopefully revive the career of Jean-Claude Van Damme. I’ve never seen someone being so honest on…
Day Of The Dead
There’s really no reason for anyone to waste time watching this lousy remake. Go rent the far superior original instead.
Burn After Reading
Painfully unfunny star-studded comedy from the usually reliable Coen Brothers. I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish.
Star Wars – The Clone Wars
Basically the first few episodes of the new television series strung together for theatrical release. It was better than I…
Futurama – Bender’s Game
Another DTV Futurama movie focusing heavily on D&D and LOTR. I really don’t like either of those things so I…
Dance Of The Dead
I heard a lot of reviews over the last few months for this one. I didn’t find it very funny…
Return To Sleepaway Camp
Incredibly weird sequel to the 1983 classic. Really feels like a movie you would have found late night on cable…
Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds
Way over-the-top sequel to the Project Greenlight inspired original. I saw some things in this film that I never thought…
The Midnight Meat Train
I didn’t expect anything going into this film and was pleasantly surprised that it was actually pretty good, predictable but…