Author: chris

Murky plot finds Seagal breaking into a heavily guarded prison to save the son of a eastern European drug lord.

Uwe Boll’s best film yet, but its still completely unwatchable. ‘Nuff said.

Another home invasion thriller, but this one is a little too slick for its own good. Running only 76 minutes, it was still way too long.

A lot more action than I was expecting from a Ben Stiller comedy. RD JR was fantastic and Alpa Chino has to be the best rapper name ever.

This eye opening documentary explores the steroid use of 3 brothers who grew up idolizing Arnold, Rambo, and the WWF.

Sequel to The Foreigner.  Seagal goes undercover with a IMF-type ream to stop some nuclear terrorists.

A great title and opening sequence made me think this might be a throwback to the 80s, but I was wrong. Another typical confusing DTV entry.

An interesting look inside the world of LARPing. The film mostly focuses on the stuggle of two men and the fate of their kingdoms.

What originally started out as a monster movie script turned into another typical action movie once Seagal got involved in the production.

A suprisingly strong entry in the DTV era. A battle with the Yakuza allows Seagal to add a lot of his own Japanese interests into the film.

Seagal plays a wildlife conservationist who travels to Poland to save his 13-year old pen pal from a slavery ring.

I’m confused. Every single actor in the film was terrible, but the story was very compelling. I don’t know if I love it or hate it.

Morgan Spurlock turns what could have easily been a cheap publicity stunt into an interesting portrait of how some of the world sees the US.

Director Sin-Tung Ching brings his unique style to this film which has Seagal looking for his missing daughter in Thailand.