★☆☆☆☆
Don't Run
One unforgettable puke isn't enough to rescue everything around it. The rest is a messy mix of weak scares, flat characters, and…
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★★☆☆☆
Citizen Vigilante
Mostly trash with almost nothing to recommend. The action is flat, the dialogue is laughable, and the pacing drags despite the short…
★★☆☆☆
The Sand
Such a bizarre premise deserves to go completely off the rails, but it never commits. The creature concept has potential, yet the…
★★☆☆☆
Sorority of the Damned
I wasn't expecting much, but it squeezed out a few genuine laughs. The real highlight is the creature suit near the end,…
★★★★☆
Carolina Caroline
It's a familiar story, but Adam Rehmeier knows how to make well-worn material feel fresh. The performances do the heavy lifting, giving…
★★☆☆☆
Over Your Dead Body
A by-the-numbers remake that rarely finds a reason to exist.
★★☆☆☆
Obsession
It really baffles me to why this has been so popular. Sure, Inde Navarrette is good, but there's nothing really beyond that.
★★★☆☆
All You Need Is Kill
The animation is absolutely gorgeous, and it was fascinating seeing the original story instead of the version most people know. Even when…
★★★☆☆
Deep Water
Renny Harlin slips right back into his comfort zone with slick, no-nonsense thrills. It won't reinvent the genre, but it moves at…