★★★☆☆
Mockbuster
Watching the behind-the-scenes chaos is almost more entertaining than the movie itself. It really feels like every obstacle possible gets thrown in…
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★★☆☆☆
Buzz Cut
The comedy falls flat far more often than it lands, and the movie never delivers the outrageous gore its premise promises. A…
★★☆☆☆
Enys Men
It clearly has something on its mind, but I spent more time trying to figure out what was happening than getting pulled…
★★☆☆☆
The Ruse
The mystery never pulled me in, so every reveal landed with a shrug instead of a surprise.
★★☆☆☆
undertone
The podcast hosts are so insufferable that you almost start rooting against them.
★★★☆☆
The Last Shark
A shameless Jaws knockoff, but at least it has the good sense to lean into its creature feature roots. The shark puppet…
★★★☆☆
Agnes
It takes an unexpected turn that completely changes what kind of movie it wants to be, and it's better for it. I…
★★★☆☆
Love Is the Monster
It borrows the Midsommar playbook, but never gives you characters worth caring about.
★★☆☆☆
Pitfall
It feels like several different movies stitched together without ever finding a clear direction. The murky visuals only add to the confusion,…