★★★★☆
They Will Kill You
One of the year's biggest surprises. The concept stays fresh, the kills are wildly creative, and the playful tone never undercuts the…
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★★★★★
Grindhouse
A love letter to exploitation cinema that's as funny as it is gloriously over-the-top. The fake trailers, outrageous energy, and commitment to…
★★☆☆☆
Hungry
A killer hippo should be way more fun than this. The creature concept is wasted on sluggish pacing and surprisingly tame action.…
★★★☆☆
Sweet Sixteen
Pure sleazy '80s entertainment that knows exactly what lane it's in. The small-town atmosphere and grimy vibe do most of the work,…
★★★☆☆
Little Brother
I really wanted this to work, but it never takes full advantage of its leads. John Cena and Eric André have flashes…
★★★☆☆
The Drama
After the big turning point, it never quite finds its footing again. The conflict drags on because nobody acts like a normal…
★★★☆☆
Only Lovers Left Alive
Another hypnotic slow burn that fully embraces its laid-back rhythm. The performances and moody atmosphere do most of the heavy lifting, making…
★★★☆☆
Cold Storage
The creature effects are a lot of fun, especially the practical work, but it takes far too long to find its groove.…
★☆☆☆☆
Find Your Friends
Every character is impossible to root for, and the story gives you no reason to try. The dialogue grates, the decisions get…