★★★☆☆
Sweet Sixteen
Pure sleazy '80s entertainment that knows exactly what lane it's in. The small-town atmosphere and grimy vibe do most of the work,…
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★★★☆☆
The Drama
After the big turning point, it never quite finds its footing again. The conflict drags on because nobody acts like a normal…
★★★☆☆
Only Lovers Left Alive
Another hypnotic slow burn that fully embraces its laid-back rhythm. The performances and moody atmosphere do most of the heavy lifting, making…
★☆☆☆☆
Find Your Friends
Every character is impossible to root for, and the story gives you no reason to try. The dialogue grates, the decisions get…
★★★☆☆
Cold Storage
The creature effects are a lot of fun, especially the practical work, but it takes far too long to find its groove.…
★★★☆☆
The Secret Agent
Beautifully made and packed with strong performances, but I never felt fully connected because I was missing so much of the historical…
★☆☆☆☆
The Lodgers
It mistakes slow pacing and vague symbolism for depth, leaving the story feeling lifeless instead of haunting. This is exactly the kind…
★★☆☆☆
Mummy Shark
Even by Mark Polonia standards, this one is a rough sit. The absurd premise should be a blast, but the pacing crawls,…
★★★☆☆
The Leech
The longer it goes, the more the momentum fades, making the runtime feel much heavier than it needed to.