★★★☆☆
The Last Horror Film
Held together almost entirely by Joe Spinell, who brings a sweaty, unsettling edge that keeps things watchable. The structure meanders and the…
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★★★☆☆
100 Tears
Barebones story just exists to string together carnage, but the practical effects do the heavy lifting. The gore is gnarly and creative…
★★★☆☆
The Quake
At some point you start wondering if this family is cursed.
★★☆☆☆
Simon Sez
An action-comedy that never finds a rhythm. The pacing drags, the jokes land with a thud, and Dane Cook is painfully unfunny.…
★★★☆☆
Monkey Killer
Feels like it’s actively trying to lose you. The nonstop flashbacks blur together to the point where characters become interchangeable.
★★☆☆☆
Tilt
It’s clearly aiming for a slow descent into obsession, but the pacing feels off and the character work never pulls you in.…
★☆☆☆☆
The Strangers: Chapter 3
A trilogy finale that doubles down on what didn’t work. The stripped-down approach feels empty instead of tense, and the repetition kills…
★★☆☆☆
The Fetus
Familiar beats carry it, but a few seasoned horror faces add some life when it starts to drag. Not much new, just…
★★☆☆☆
The Other Lamb
Another isolated cult drama that mistakes stillness for depth. The woodland setting looks great, but the pacing drifts and the themes feel…