★☆☆☆☆
Branded
An exhausting mess that mistakes confusing ideas for clever storytelling. The pacing is lifeless, the satire never lands, and by the end…
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★★☆☆☆
Rabbit
The dreamlike approach never develops into anything especially memorable, leaving the story feeling more vague than haunting. It fades from memory almost…
★★☆☆☆
B.C. Butcher
It's hard to be too harsh on something made by a teenager. The ambition is easy to admire, and the goofy prehistoric…
★★★☆☆
The Nesting
It throws haunted houses, mystery, and psychological horror into the same pot with mixed results. The strange blend keeps it interesting even…
★★☆☆☆
Across the River
The atmosphere is there, but it's hard to appreciate when so much is swallowed by the darkness. Instead of building mystery, the…
★★★☆☆
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
I'd never even heard of these guys before, but I have to respect the sheer nerve it took to pull this off.…
★★☆☆☆
Skull: The Mask
The premise and creature design hint at something memorable, but it never fully capitalizes on either. A decent concept that deserved a…
★★★☆☆
Breathing Happy
I can't say I understood most of it, but I was never bored. The dreamlike visuals and fragmented storytelling create a genuinely…
★☆☆☆☆
Kill
Painfully dull from start to finish. It keeps waiting for something memorable to happen, but the flat characters and lifeless pacing make…