★★☆☆☆
The Girl in the Photographs
Spins its wheels for most of the runtime, with flat characters and sluggish pacing. Then it finally wakes up with a nasty,…
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★★★☆☆
Primate
Exactly the kind of chaotic creature feature it promises. The setup is predictable, but the pacing keeps things moving and the creature…
★★★☆☆
Mansion of the Living Dead
A sleazy, sun-baked zombie curio that’s more vibes than story. Franco drags his feet, but the eerie island setting and bizarre atmosphere…
★★☆☆☆
When I Consume You
The mystery tips its hand way too early, leaving the rest to coast on a reveal you’ve already solved. The tone has…
★★★☆☆
The Square
Lean, no-nonsense thriller that just keeps tightening the screws. The pacing is sharp and the tension builds naturally without overcomplicating things. It’s…
★★★☆☆
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Brings some welcome new angles to a tired brand, even if it doesn’t fully nail them. There’s enough here to build something…
★★★☆☆
Heart Eyes
Has a clever hook, but the wild tonal swings undercut what could’ve been a sharp, nasty little genre mashup. Frustratingly close to…
★★★☆☆
Caught in Time
Feels stitched together from better crime thrillers, but it’s just enough to stay watchable.
★★☆☆☆
Signal 100
Lean and tense with a nasty edge, but it never digs deep enough to rise above disposable thriller territory.