★★★★☆
Wildwood, NJ
A warm, nostalgic snapshot of a time that feels impossible to recreate. It captures the simple joy of wasting an entire day…
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★★★☆☆
Killer Whale
A killer whale is a fun enough hook to keep things moving, even if the movie never goes beyond the basics. The…
★★☆☆☆
Into the Deep
Making a shark movie boring is an accomplishment, just not the kind anyone wants. Despite a few decent moments, the slow pacing…
★★☆☆☆
Hell House LLC: Lineage
After the previous installment, this felt like a huge step backward. The scares lose their edge, the story spins its wheels, and…
★☆☆☆☆
Branded
An exhausting mess that mistakes confusing ideas for clever storytelling. The pacing is lifeless, the satire never lands, and by the end…
★★☆☆☆
Rabbit
The dreamlike approach never develops into anything especially memorable, leaving the story feeling more vague than haunting. It fades from memory almost…
★★☆☆☆
B.C. Butcher
It's hard to be too harsh on something made by a teenager. The ambition is easy to admire, and the goofy prehistoric…
★★★☆☆
The Nesting
It throws haunted houses, mystery, and psychological horror into the same pot with mixed results. The strange blend keeps it interesting even…
★★☆☆☆
Across the River
The atmosphere is there, but it's hard to appreciate when so much is swallowed by the darkness. Instead of building mystery, the…