★★★☆☆
Normal
There's nothing particularly wrong with it, but it rarely rises above expectations. The familiar beats play out competently enough, yet it feels…
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Special Effects
The '80s really were a different world. This sleazy, offbeat thriller feels like something that could only have been made in that…
★★☆☆☆
Bulk
I can appreciate the ambition and willingness to take big creative risks, even if the story never connected with me. It reaches…
★★☆☆☆
Lee Cronin's The Mummy
Loud from start to finish, but somehow never exciting. The ugly visuals wear out their welcome, the action blurs together, and there's…
★★☆☆☆
Faces of Death
The concept is clever, but it leans too heavily on the original's reputation. Modern audiences don't have the same connection to what…
★★★☆☆
Faces of Death
More exhausting than shocking at this point. Its reputation far outweighs the experience, and sitting through it feels more like checking off…
★★★☆☆
Ready or Not
Still a blast after all these years. The dark humor lands, the pacing never lets up, and the escalating chaos is as…
★★★☆☆
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Expanding the world was the right call, and it gives the sequel a bigger playground without losing the series' dark sense of…
★★☆☆☆
Playdate
If this was made for kids, they're the ones I feel sorry for. The jokes barely land, the pacing feels lifeless, and…