Postal
Uwe Boll’s best film yet, but its still completely unwatchable. ‘Nuff said.
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The Strangers
Another home invasion thriller, but this one is a little too slick for its own good. Running only 76 minutes, it was…
Tropic Thunder
A lot more action than I was expecting from a Ben Stiller comedy. RD JR was fantastic and Alpa Chino has to…
Bigger Stronger Faster
This eye opening documentary explores the steroid use of 3 brothers who grew up idolizing Arnold, Rambo, and the WWF.
Black Dawn
Sequel to The Foreigner. Seagal goes undercover with a IMF-type ream to stop some nuclear terrorists.
Today You Die
A great title and opening sequence made me think this might be a throwback to the 80s, but I was wrong. Another…
Darkon
An interesting look inside the world of LARPing. The film mostly focuses on the stuggle of two men and the fate of…
Submerged
What originally started out as a monster movie script turned into another typical action movie once Seagal got involved in the production.
Into The Sun
A surprisingly strong entry in the DTV era. A battle with the Yakuza allows Seagal to add a lot of his own…
Out Of Reach
Seagal plays a wildlife conservationist who travels to Poland to save his 13-year old pen pal from a slavery ring.
The Happening
I’m confused. Every single actor in the film was terrible, but the story was very compelling. I don’t know if I love…
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?
Morgan Spurlock turns what could have easily been a cheap publicity stunt into an interesting portrait of how some of the world…