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Hands down the funniest film of the year. I had tears from laughing so much. And I finally get the whole Danny…
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Seagal’s first sequel. Dated VFX really stand out. Hardly seems like a proper sequel, rather a script with Ryback plugged into it.
On Deadly Ground
Seagal took heat for his environmentally themed directorial debut. He was actually right but how does blowing up refineries help the earth?
Under Siege
Seagal’s mainstream cross-over hit. A pre-Fugitive Tommy Lee Jones hams it up real good. Not a lot of of hand-to-hand combat in…
Out For Justice
Seagal at his bone-crushing best. William Forsythe plays a truly crazy villain. Great bar fight too. By far my favorite film he’s…
Marked For Death
Screwface, Seagal’s most known villain, makes this film one of my early favorites. The great Keith David also adds some great chemistry.
Hard To Kill
Debut of the ponytail! Seagal’s family is murdered and he spends 7 years in a coma. Once he wakes up it’s time…
Above The Law
Seagal’s big screen debut. Some convoluted plot involving drug runners, refugees, and US senators. Lots of great fights and broken bones.
Doomsday
This mashup of EFNY, ALIENS, GLADIATOR, and ROAD WARRIOR was a total blast. I loved it! I also really liked the retro-80s…
American Zombie
Filmmakers set out to document real zombies and their strange Burning Man-type gathering. Never lived up to the interesting premise.
Taken
Ever since I saw the trailer for this film I’ve been anticipating its release. It does not disappoint. Liam Neeson is amazing…
Drillbit Taylor
I had zero expectations for this movie and it was actually kind of funny. A quick cameo by Adam Baldwin made me…