Next Avengers: Heroes Of Tomorrow
This one was pretty bad and I usually can give Marvel a pass on cheap animation if the story is well written.…
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The Onion Movie
Hit or miss sketch comedy film from the famed news outlet. Seagal keeps reappearing as himself promoting a new film called Cock…
My Giant
Seagal briefly cameos in a movie Billy Crystal’s character is producing in this really terrible laugh-free film.
Kill Switch
Seagal plays a Memphis detective on the trail of a brutal serial killer. First time I saw someone get curbed since American…
Pistol Whipped
Not as strong as Urban Justice, but far better that most of Seagal’s later DTV work. Seagal creates a nicely nuanced character…
Urban Justice
Finally a DTV that is a throwback to the glory days of great Seagal films. Great action, cool villain. I really enjoyed…
Flight Of Fury
Remake of the 1998 Michael Dudikoff thriller Black Thunder that Seagal didn’t really want to make and it shows.
Attack Force
Seagal is sent to Paris to find out who killed 3 of his trainees. Turns out it was a super-powered hooker. No…
The Promotion
Seann William Scott and John C. Rielly go head-to-head for the new supermarket general manager’s position in this really funny film.
Baby Mama
What started out as a very bad episode of 30 Rock was only saved by a great performance from Amy Peohler.
Shadow Man
This film has some of the most blatant Seagal body doubles of the DTV era. Also co-stars Oscar nominated actress Imelda Staunton.
Mercenary For Justice
Murky plot finds Seagal breaking into a heavily guarded prison to save the son of a eastern European drug lord.