★★★☆☆
The Square
Lean, no-nonsense thriller that just keeps tightening the screws. The pacing is sharp and the tension builds naturally without overcomplicating things. It’s…
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★★★☆☆
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Brings some welcome new angles to a tired brand, even if it doesn’t fully nail them. There’s enough here to build something…
★★★☆☆
Heart Eyes
Has a clever hook, but the wild tonal swings undercut what could’ve been a sharp, nasty little genre mashup. Frustratingly close to…
★★★☆☆
Caught in Time
Feels stitched together from better crime thrillers, but it’s just enough to stay watchable.
★★☆☆☆
Signal 100
Lean and tense with a nasty edge, but it never digs deep enough to rise above disposable thriller territory.
★★★☆☆
Hundreds of Beavers
Wildly inventive and committed to the bit, but it stretches the joke a little past its breaking point. Still impressively absurd.
★★★☆☆
The Housemaid
Polished and well-acted, but the twists feel overly familiar. Easy to see the appeal, just not much that felt new.
★★★☆☆
The Naked Gun
Much sharper and sillier than expected—leans into the chaos and actually earns more laughs than it probably should. A pleasant surprise.
★★★☆☆
Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
Still packed with classic absurdity, but some era-specific jokes don’t hit the same today. Not the peak, yet plenty of laughs remain.