★★★☆☆
Buzzkill
It drags way more than something this ridiculous should, but as far as Tubi slop goes, I've definitely suffered through worse. There's…
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★★★★☆
Onslaught
I loved the stripped down action and it rarely took a break to catch up. It’s a real shame this wasn’t a…
★★★★★
The Guest
Somehow this thing rips even harder with every rewatch. Dan Stevens is magnetic, the soundtrack absolutely rules, and the movie shifts from…
★★★☆☆
Lifehack
I liked it, but it breaks one of the golden rules of screenlife movies: let me decide where to look. Stop zooming…
★★★☆☆
Profile
A solid screenlife thriller that makes good use of the format and keeps the tension moving. The biggest problem is that you…
★★★☆☆
The Dungeonmaster
Pure trashy '80s fun from the early days of Full Moon. It's cheap, weird, wildly uneven, and packed with the kind of…
★★☆☆☆
Rattle the Cage (ZinZana)
There's a great little thriller buried in here, but the execution never quite matches the premise. The confined setting, escalating tension, and…
★★★☆☆
Hold the Fort
It takes a little while to find its footing, with a rough opening that had me worried. Once the chaos kicks in,…
★★★★☆
Motor City
Absolutely loved the gimmick and how completely the movie commits to it. The visual storytelling, propulsive action, and sheer confidence turn what…