★★☆☆☆
Skinamarink
I don’t get it. It wasn’t creepy. It wasn’t scary. I’m really at a loss here.
REVIEWS
Movies, games, television & books — all in one place.
Reviews Archive
★★★☆☆
Christmas Bloody Christmas
Joe Begos sure knows how to make a fun and sleazy movie.
★★★☆☆
Don't Open Till Christmas
Typical 80s holiday slasher. I had fun counting how many times the main inspector put on and took off his coat. It…
★★★☆☆
As Dusk Falls
The first adventure game I can remember where your choices actually matter and people can have wildly different stories than you. It’ll…
★★★☆☆
After Blue (Dirty Paradise)
Had all of the elements I love, just a little too long.
★★★☆☆
Fingers
I could see they were going for a quirky, GREASY STRANGLER vibe. Never quite got there for me.
★★★★☆
Butt Boy
A really great cop thriller with the most unfortunate title. It’s so great how they took the most absurd situation and kept…
★★★★☆
Avatar
Haven’t watched this since it came out. The cgi still really holds up and the action is top tier Cameron as you…
★★★☆☆
Gaia
I thought it could have explained things a little bit more than it did.
★★★☆☆
Amber Alert
These morons got everything the deserved in the end.
★★★☆☆
Orphan: First Kill
What was the deal with all the smoke? I know Orphan is old but come on, you could barely see what was…
★★★☆☆
Old Man
I’m a huge Lucky McKee fan but even I think this might have worked better as an hour long episode of a…