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★★★☆☆
The Last Shark
A shameless Jaws knockoff, but at least it has the good sense to lean into its creature feature roots. The shark puppet…
★★★☆☆
Agnes
It takes an unexpected turn that completely changes what kind of movie it wants to be, and it's better for it. I…
★★☆☆☆
Enys Men
It clearly has something on its mind, but I spent more time trying to figure out what was happening than getting pulled…
★★☆☆☆
Buzz Cut
The comedy falls flat far more often than it lands, and the movie never delivers the outrageous gore its premise promises. A…
★★★☆☆
Love Is the Monster
It borrows the Midsommar playbook, but never gives you characters worth caring about.
★★☆☆☆
Pitfall
It feels like several different movies stitched together without ever finding a clear direction. The murky visuals only add to the confusion,…
★☆☆☆☆
Don't Run
One unforgettable puke isn't enough to rescue everything around it. The rest is a messy mix of weak scares, flat characters, and…
★★☆☆☆
Citizen Vigilante
Mostly trash with almost nothing to recommend. The action is flat, the dialogue is laughable, and the pacing drags despite the short…
★★☆☆☆
The Sand
Such a bizarre premise deserves to go completely off the rails, but it never commits. The creature concept has potential, yet the…
★★☆☆☆
Sorority of the Damned
I wasn't expecting much, but it squeezed out a few genuine laughs. The real highlight is the creature suit near the end,…
★★☆☆☆
Over Your Dead Body
A by-the-numbers remake that rarely finds a reason to exist.