★★☆☆☆
Night Swim
Way better as a short film. There’s just not a lot there to justify 90 minutes.
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★★★☆☆
The Beekeeper
Lots of dumb fun. I hope they get to make some more movies in this new universe.
★★☆☆☆
Marrowbone
Boring and slow with some really bad plot turns that make you scratch your head wondering who thought this was ok.
★★★☆☆
The Lighthouse
Two great actors going head to head. What’s not to like about that?
★★☆☆☆
The Little Stranger
This guy loved a house so much he killed off everyone to get it. So dumb.
★★★☆☆
Three Thousand Years of Longing
I really enjoyed this one, too bad it didn’t do better at the box office.
★★☆☆☆
Lost River
All flash and no substance. Waste of a pretty good cast.
★★★☆☆
Borgman
Took it’s sweet old time getting going but I did enjoy the trip.
★★★★☆
Little Monsters
It’s a very rare thing for a horror movie that’s supposed to be funny to actualy be genuinely funny.
★★★☆☆
Cocaine Shark
Pure insanity. This was my first exposure to the Polonia Brothers. Can’t wait to watch some more.
★★☆☆☆
Hellarious
An anthology with way more misses than hits.
★★★☆☆
Impetigore
Beautifully shot and a pretty interesting story. How did this end up on Shudder?