Out For A Kill
Seagal plays a professor of Chinese archaeology at Yale. Yes, that Yale. This loopy film is one of the better DTV titles…
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The Foreigner
Overly complicated and muddled plot finds secret service agent Seagal in Polland double-crossing the KGB.
Half Past Dead
Seagal’s last-gasp of a theatrical release. So many double and triple crosses make this film almost incomprehensible. The only PG-13 so far.
Ticker
Another supporting role for Seagal as a Zen bomb squad commander. A ridiculous amount of stock footage makes this one hard to…
Exit Wounds
Seagal teams up with DMX to fight corruption in the Detroit PD. Seagal’s first use of wire-fu. Film relies too much on…
The Patriot
The beginning of the end – Seagal’s first DTV film. High production values can’t hide the fact that there’s hardly any action…
Redbelt
At first David Mamet and MMA seems like an odd pairing, but his crackling dialogue spices up this tale of one man’s…
Fire Down Below
Seagal is off to Kentucky to investigate some toxic waste dumping and play some guitar. Good supporting cast makes this one quite…
The Glimmer Man
Seagal’s first buddy picture is a pretty bad ripoff of SEVEN, right down to the perpetual LA rain. I still don’t know…
August
Superb drama about the last few days of a struggling internet startup leading up to 9/11. Josh Hartnett was actually very good…
Executive Decision
Seagal’s first supporting role and first time he is killed off. Seagal does a good job with the few scenes he’s in.
Pineapple Express
Hands down the funniest film of the year. I had tears from laughing so much. And I finally get the whole Danny…