S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale
Very boring sequel to one of the best films of this decade. A good sequel needs to expand the mythology, not just…
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Fanboys
Not that funny but I have a soft spot in my heart for all things Star Wars. I was just waiting the…
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
You know you’re in for a bad experience when the best part of the movie is over by the end of the…
Laid To Rest
Another movie trying desperately to recapture the look and feel of the 80’s slasher film. It mostly fails but it has great…
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Inept attempt at remaking the seminal 1951 scifi classic. Remakes like this make me very worried that people will skip the originals.
Dead Snow
It took a while for this movie to get going but this Norwegian EVIL DEAD homage was pretty good and bloody by…
★★★★★
Martyrs
Revenge film? Torture porn with a point? This latest French import has me confused and disturbed, and that isn’t easy. I love…
Flight Of The Living Dead
There’s no real reason for a zombie to be on a plane, but the makers of this movie didn’t seem to care.…
The Last House On The Left
Surprisingly solid remake of the 1972 classic. Even knowing what was going to happen, I really enjoyed this movie.
Max Payne
I’m a huge fan of the video games but this film is a complete mess. They tried to be faithful to the…
Vinyan
Not for everyone, this bleak and uncomfortable tale follows a couple searching for their son who was lost at sea after a…
12 Rounds
I loved John Cena’s first movie THE MARINE and I was really excited to see this new one. This one was just…