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Somehow this terrible monster movie made it into actual movie theaters.
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Entrance
What a strange little movie. You kind of just follow a woman around her daily routine day after day until something horrific…
The Expendables 2
I don't remember anything about the plot but come on, Schwarzenegger and Willis fighting together. That's all I needed. Lots of fun.
Girls Gone Dead
A dumb waste of time. I only watched it for Beetlejuice and Sal the Stockbroker. Still a dumb movie.
Klown
Two friends headed out on a "sex vacation" are forced to bring along a 12-year old boy. Insanely funny and completely filthy.…
Lovely Molly
I think it was about a crazy woman returning to her childhood home that is haunted by her abusive father. I could…
The Victim
Legendary actor Michael Biehn wrote and directed this twisted tale of murder and revenge. It was ok and how can you not…
V/H/S
Fun anthology movie featuring work by some of today's best independent horror directors. The wrap-around story is the only weak link.
Bait
A tsunami brings a bunch of sharks on land and into a grocery store to feast on a rag tag group of…
Chernobyl Diaries
Jerky American tourists looking for "extreme" adventures find more than they can handle in the ravaged remains of the Chernobyl meltdown.
Dear God No!
Ultra low-budget biker movie that tries to recapture the fun of classic grindhouse movies of the 1970s. Not great, but still kinda…
Detention
I officially felt old watching this comedy, sci-fi, horror, time-travel mess of a movie. It was hard to follow and didn’t make…