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Horsemen
Everything bad about mid 2000’s movies rolled up in one forgettable tale.
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Malibu Horror Story
The slow pace and lack of momentum keep it from ever really pulling you in.
★★☆☆☆
Don't Log Off
Most of the characters were too annoying to get really invested in what was going on.
★★☆☆☆
Licorice Pizza
Beautifully shot but hard to connect with when everyone’s so grating—style and nostalgia can’t make up for empty charm.
★★★★☆
One Battle After Another
Wild, gripping, and endlessly engaging—powered by a phenomenal ensemble and Sean Penn going gloriously off the rails. A blast from start to…
★★★☆☆
What Keeps You Alive
Some clever twists and solid acting made this one quite enjoyable.
★☆☆☆☆
They Live Inside Us
One of the more boring movies I’ve watched in a while.
★★★★☆
Frankenstein
Gorgeous, emotional, and immaculately crafted—every element clicks, with Del Toro delivering a dark, heartfelt triumph.
★☆☆☆☆
Are You Scared 2
Complete bottom of the barrel stuff here. A complete chore to finish.
★★★☆☆
Are You Scared
Terrible Saw rip off but there was still some fun to be had at the terrible acting.
★★★☆☆
Black Phone 2
Leans into dreamlike horror with style, channeling that Elm Street energy while keeping its own sinister edge. A worthy follow-up.
★☆☆☆☆
Helloween
A shameless imitation without the talent or vision—cheap, dull, and completely devoid of the edge it tries to copy.