Eighth Grade
Wow, what a movie. It had me smiling and cringing the entire time. I’m glad those years are far, far behind me.…
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30 Years of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story
A rambling and sometimes boring history of the Garbage Pail Kids cards and movie. You could have easily taken out 30 minutes…
The Predator
It was just kind of fine overall. I dislike movies when the characters make wild leaps of logic and know exactly what…
Beyond the Black Rainbow
I’m not quite sure what I just watched here. It was like a weird love child of David Cronenberg and Dario Argento.…
Power of Grayskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Well made but not a lot of new information. Most of it was already covered in last year’s Netflix series The Toys…
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Good, trashy fun. This has to be one of the most 80’s movies ever made. This movie also has my new all-time…
Arizona
This movie made me an even bigger Danny McBride fan. You know the guy can do comedy but who knew he could…
The Prowler
One of those lost 80s slasher movies. The story is pretty bad but the Tom Savini effects are to notch.
The Road Movie
I would barely call this a movie. Just a bunch of so-so clips from YouTube. I was expecting some crazy stuff to…
Testament
Nuclear war from the point of view of a single family in Northern California. I did appreciate the mother’s attempts at keeping…
The Day After
More melodramatic than its British counterpart Threads. I think knowing a lot of the actors in this movie took me out of…
Rampage
Not nearly as fun as I was hoping it would be. I have to give it up for The Rock tho, that…