★★☆☆☆
Silent Rage
Fairly boring. Chuck Norris disappears for like 30 minutes in the middle of the movie.
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★★★★★
Blood Machines
Fantastic visuals and story. Once you add in the epic score by Carpenter Brut you have one heck of a movie.
★☆☆☆☆
Hotel Inferno 2: The Cathedral of Pain
I didn’t think it could get worse than the first one but they did it.
★★★☆☆
Follow Me
Finally a decent escape room movie. Good puzzles, twisty plot, fun ending.
★☆☆☆☆
Safer at Home
One of the lazier pandemic movies I’ve seen so far. Most of the cast were pointless and did nothing the entire movie.
★★★☆☆
Candyman, 2021 – ★★★ (contains spoilers)
This review may contain spoilers. I wasn’t expecting to but I really enjoyed this direct sequel. I would highly recommend re-watching the…
★★★☆☆
Candyman
I was delightfully surprised by how well this movie holds up. Well shot, loved the score, great performances.
★☆☆☆☆
Escape Room
I don’t know what I just watched. What was the point? Who was doing this? It took and hour to get to…
★★☆☆☆
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
All these elaborate traps must seem like a good idea on paper to the filmmakers but they are so convoluted and dull…
★★☆☆☆
Escape Room
SAW for the under 13 crowd. Would not recommend.
★★☆☆☆
Honeydew
Ari Aster’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Sounds like a great idea on paper just not in execution.
★★☆☆☆
Open 24 Hours
This one didn’t connect with me at all.