★★★☆☆
Cruel Jaws
Typical Bruno Matei cheese. Tons of bad acting but the shark actually looked pretty good.
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★★★☆☆
The Trip
A blood soaked good time.
★★★☆☆
I Am a Hero
Good story, well shot, good effects. A good movie to show people who may think zombie movies are tired and played out.
★★★☆☆
Return to… Return to Nuke 'Em High AKA Vol. 2
Not as amazing as the first part but still a very fun watch. Things just keep getting crazier and crazier until the…
★★★★☆
Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1
A wonderful surprise and proof Lloyd Kaufman and crew still have it. Equal parts hilarious and gross, a perfect example of Troma…
★☆☆☆☆
Mercy
Tries to be a clever twist on the home invasion thriller but ends up being a confusing mess.
★☆☆☆☆
Mercy
Another awful Stephen King adaptation where nothing happens until the last 5 minutes.
★★☆☆☆
Deep Blue Sea 3
The only thing saving this movie was some good shark attack effects and funny, unexpected deaths.
★☆☆☆☆
The Requin
The worst kind of survival movie where the main characters do the exact wrong thing at every chance. Mix that in with…
★★★★☆
Dune
Visually stunning. Everything seems lived in and real. Too bad it’ll be two years to watch the end.
★★★☆☆
Don't Go in the Woods
The movie is so silly, must be watched with a group of like-minded friends. I’d give the poster a 10, classic video…
★★★☆☆
Antlers
Cool monster design but didn’t add much new to keep my interest.