★★☆☆☆
The Seed
The Seed™ was adorable and quite the ladies man, too bad the rest of the cast was insufferable.
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★★★★☆
Trick
What an unexpected treat! Super brutal death scenes and some of the dumbest characters ever. Don’t sleep on this one slasher fans.
★★☆☆☆
Ever After
Tried to be all high-brow but just ended up being a boring slog.
★★☆☆☆
Slice
I didn’t think any of the jokes landed. And I can’t believe they let that werewolf makeup job out of the chair.…
★★★☆☆
Satanic Panic
Some fun moments to be had but all of this seems kind of silly in modern times. Maybe setting it during the…
★★★☆☆
You Were Never Really Here
I like movies that really subvert your expectations. You would think this is another John Wick-esqe revenge thriller but you end up…
★★★☆☆
Sound of My Voice
Grabbed me from the first second and kept me wondering until the last. Few movies have done that to me before.
★★★☆☆
Hard to Die
Orville Ketchum returns! I found it funny how little actually happens in this movie.
★★★☆☆
Slaughterhouse Slumber Party
Incredibly fun. I was pretty shocked. With a few tweaks here and there this could have been even better.
★★☆☆☆
Lake Mungo
For a movie with such a solid reputation I was pretty disappointed after finally watching it. More Dateline than creepy horror.
★★☆☆☆
Lake Bodom
I get it but so what? Seen this type of movie a thousand times.
★★☆☆☆
Twin Sitters
The Barbarian Brothers try “comedy”. I liked them and the insane 90s fashion choices but that’s about it.