★★★☆☆
Borgman
Took it’s sweet old time getting going but I did enjoy the trip.
MOVIE REVIEWS
Movies watched, rated, reviewed & revisited.
Movie Reviews Archive
★★★★☆
Little Monsters
It’s a very rare thing for a horror movie that’s supposed to be funny to actualy be genuinely funny.
★★★☆☆
Cocaine Shark
Pure insanity. This was my first exposure to the Polonia Brothers. Can’t wait to watch some more.
★★☆☆☆
Hellarious
An anthology with way more misses than hits.
★★★☆☆
Impetigore
Beautifully shot and a pretty interesting story. How did this end up on Shudder?
★★★★☆
Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini
I’m not quite sure what I just saw but I think it was pretty amazing. That hallway scene towards the end was…
★★☆☆☆
4bia
A tedious watch. No idea why they chose to use all of those PS1 quality digital effects.
★★★☆☆
Eaten Alive
Can’t believe I’ve never watched this sleazy Hooper classic until now. It did not disappoint.
★★★☆☆
A Gnome Named Gnorm
One of those 90s movies where they really threw everything against the wall to see what would stick.