★★☆☆☆
Robo Vampire
Utter nonsense stitched together from spare parts, but there’s a strange charm in its chaotic, genre-clashing madness.
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★★★☆☆
The Boogens
What once terrified me as a kid now charms—silly, spooky fun with lovable little monsters and a cozy creature-feature vibe.
★★★☆☆
The Boogey Man
Gleefully bizarre and soaked in early ’80s weirdness, it’s a messy but memorable ride through supernatural mayhem.
★★☆☆☆
The Pond
Visually eerie but narratively muddled, it leans too hard on ambiguity. If you need a guide to understand it, something’s off.
★★☆☆☆
Visions
Solid talent wasted on a script that never rises above formula. Familiar beats and cheap scares drag it down.
★★★☆☆
The Owners
Surprisingly gripping with a mean streak that keeps things tense. Exceeds expectations and then some.
★★☆☆☆
The Canal
Tries to coast on atmosphere but never builds a strong enough foundation—by the time the twist hits, it’s too little, too late.
★★☆☆☆
The Happy House
Too offbeat for its own good, with grating characters and a script that leans hard on tired horror tropes.
★★☆☆☆
32 Malasana Street
Plays every haunted-house note by the book, with nothing new to say. Just another tired spirit overstaying its welcome.