Attack Force
Seagal is sent to Paris to find out who killed 3 of his trainees. Turns out it was a super-powered hooker. No…
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The Promotion
Seann William Scott and John C. Rielly go head-to-head for the new supermarket general manager’s position in this really funny film.
Baby Mama
What started out as a very bad episode of 30 Rock was only saved by a great performance from Amy Peohler.
Shadow Man
This film has some of the most blatant Seagal body doubles of the DTV era. Also co-stars Oscar nominated actress Imelda Staunton.
Mercenary For Justice
Murky plot finds Seagal breaking into a heavily guarded prison to save the son of a eastern European drug lord.
Postal
Uwe Boll’s best film yet, but its still completely unwatchable. ‘Nuff said.
The Strangers
Another home invasion thriller, but this one is a little too slick for its own good. Running only 76 minutes, it was…
Tropic Thunder
A lot more action than I was expecting from a Ben Stiller comedy. RD JR was fantastic and Alpa Chino has to…
Bigger Stronger Faster
This eye opening documentary explores the steroid use of 3 brothers who grew up idolizing Arnold, Rambo, and the WWF.