Burn After Reading
Painfully unfunny star-studded comedy from the usually reliable Coen Brothers. I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish.
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Star Wars – The Clone Wars
Basically the first few episodes of the new television series strung together for theatrical release. It was better than I was expecting.
Futurama – Bender’s Game
Another DTV Futurama movie focusing heavily on D&D and LOTR. I really don’t like either of those things so I really didn’t…
Dance Of The Dead
I heard a lot of reviews over the last few months for this one. I didn’t find it very funny and it…
Return To Sleepaway Camp
Incredibly weird sequel to the 1983 classic. Really feels like a movie you would have found late night on cable in the…
Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds
Way over-the-top sequel to the Project Greenlight inspired original. I saw some things in this film that I never thought should have…
The Midnight Meat Train
I didn’t expect anything going into this film and was pleasantly surprised that it was actually pretty good, predictable but good.
Halloween
Hands-down my favorite horror film of all time. Its so simple you wonder why nobody thought of doing it before this one…
Phantasm
Agnus Scrimm’s Tall Man is just as creepy today as he was in 1979. Weird poster too that has nothing to do…