★★★☆☆
I Saw the TV Glow
A clear step forward in craft and confidence, but its vibe still kept me at a distance. Respect the vision, just not…
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★★★☆☆
Hawk the Slayer
Scrappy, sincere, and bursting with old-school charm—it’s the kind of earnest fantasy romp they just don’t make anymore.
★★☆☆☆
Next Exit
A strong concept weighed down by predictability—once you see where it’s headed, there’s little left to discover.
★★★☆☆
Black Death
Bleak, grimy, and gripping, it pulls you into its brutal world and refuses to let go. A moody medieval thriller that lingers.
★☆☆☆☆
The Last Exorcism Part II
Drains all the tension and grit from the original, replacing it with bland scares and zero personality. A sequel no one needed.
★★★☆☆
The Rule of Jenny Pen
Anchored by two powerhouse performances that elevate solid material into something gripping.
★★★☆☆
Night of the Zombies
Cheap, chaotic, and gloriously ridiculous—pure early ’80s zombie madness that’s more fun than it has any right to be.
★☆☆☆☆
Slaughterhouse Rulez
A loud, messy mashup that never gels—wasted cast, wasted premise, and not a single joke that truly lands. Total whiff.
★★★☆☆
Predator: Badlands
Feels like playing through a slick action game—level-by-level carnage with flashy set pieces. Not deep, but a whole lot of fun.