★★★☆☆
Relaxer
Disturbing and gross in all the right ways.
MOVIE REVIEWS
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★★☆☆☆
Starfish
Some people may like this one but I found it pretentious and boring.
★★★☆☆
Sun Choke
This one really tried my patience until it won me over in the last 10 minutes or so.
★★★☆☆
Moonfall
I thought this was better than all the reviews would have you believe.
★☆☆☆☆
Don't Hang Up
I never even really cared if it was true or all a prank.
★☆☆☆☆
Friend Request
Standard modern area creepy ghost story with nothing new to add.
★★★☆☆
Robowar
This shameless Predator ripoff had its moments of fun.
★★★☆☆
Primal Rage
More cheesy fun with another infected monkey. What was with all the monkey movies in the 80s?
★★☆☆☆
Poker Night
The movie thought it was more clever than it really was.